1.MR. GREEN LIVES IN THE GREEN HOUSE, MR. YELLOW LIVES IN THE THE YELLOW HOUSE, MR. ORANGE LIVES IN THE ORANGE HOUSE, MR. PINK LIVES IN THE PINK HOUSE, WHO LIVES IN THE WHITE HOUSE? THE PRESIDENT OF U.S.A! 2. DO YOU KNOW THE PUNISHMENT FOR BIGAMY?? TWO MOTHERS-IN-LAW. 3. I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO MY WIFE FOR 18 MONTHS? I DON'T LIKE TO INTERRUPT HER. 4. IF YOU THROW A RED STONE INTO THE BLUE SEA WHAT WILL IT BECOME? ANS. WET 5. SON: DAD WAT DO I WRITE AGAINST MY MOTHER TONGUE??? DAD: WRITE IT AS, VERY LONG!!!! 6. PEOPLE CONSIDER ME AS "GOD" HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT??? WHEN I WENT TO THE PARK TODAY, EVERYBODY SAID, OH GOD! YOU HAVE COME AGAIN. 7. RAM TO SHAM: MY FATHER DUG THE SUEZ CANAL ... SHAM: THAT'S NOTHING, HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE DEAD SEA??? RAM: YES I HAVE!!! SHAM: MY DAD KILLED IT.... :-) 8. SON: FROM WHERE DID I GET MY BRAIN? DAD: PROBABLY FROM YOUR MOM, I STILL HAVE MINE. 9.HUSBAND TO WIFE: NOW THAT OUR DAUGHTER HAD REACHED A MARRIAGEABLE AGE, WE WILL HAVE TO FIND AN
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