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Ha Ha Ha

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1.MR. GREEN LIVES IN THE GREEN HOUSE, MR. YELLOW LIVES IN THE THE YELLOW HOUSE, MR. ORANGE LIVES IN THE ORANGE HOUSE, MR. PINK LIVES IN THE PINK HOUSE, WHO LIVES IN THE WHITE HOUSE? THE PRESIDENT OF U.S.A! 2. DO YOU KNOW THE PUNISHMENT FOR BIGAMY?? TWO MOTHERS-IN-LAW. 3. I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO MY WIFE FOR 18 MONTHS? I DON'T LIKE TO INTERRUPT HER. 4. IF YOU THROW A RED STONE INTO THE BLUE SEA WHAT WILL IT BECOME? ANS. WET 5. SON: DAD WAT DO I WRITE AGAINST MY MOTHER TONGUE? DAD: WRITE IT AS, VERY LONG! 6. PEOPLE CONSIDER ME AS "GOD" HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? WHEN I WENT TO THE PARK TODAY, EVERYBODY SAID, OH GOD! YOU HAVE COME AGAIN. 7. RAM TO SHAM: MY FATHER DUG THE SUEZ CANAL. SHAM: THAT'S NOTHING, HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE DEAD SEA? RAM: YES I HAVE!!! SHAM: MY DAD KILLED IT. 8. SON: FROM WHERE DID I GET MY BRAIN? DAD: PROBABLY FROM YOUR MOM, I STILL HAVE MINE. 9.HUSBAND TO WIFE: NOW THAT OUR DAUGHTER HAD REACHED A MARRIAGEABLE AGE, WE WILL HAVE TO FIND AN INTELLIGENT LOVABL...

"for sale" and "on sale"?

English Edification Enrichment-What is the difference between "for sale" and "on sale"? When you sell something, it is "for sale". All the items that you see in a shop are for sale. You can buy them. When the same items are "on sale", they are being sold at a lower price.

Cinema Facts

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• Bruce Lee had to slow down his movements so the camera could catch the action? • Bruce Lee = Lee Yuen Kam ; Sylvester Stallone = Michael Sylvester Enzio Stallone • Malaysia has the lowest rate of cinema attendance in the world? • Bollywood is the largest film industry in the world?

Soundtrack

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The term soundtrack now most commonly refers to the music used in a movie (or television show), and/or to an album sold containing that music. In movie industry terminology, a "sound track" (two words) is an audio recording created or used in film production or post-production. Initially the dialogue, sound effects, and music in a film each has its own separate track (dialogue track, sound effects track, and music track), and these are mixed together to make what is called the composite track, which is heard in the film. A dubbing track is often later created when films are dubbed into another language.

Origin of "honeymoon"?

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Hard to Believe.... What is the origin of "honeymoon"? In the old days people wanted their marriage to start on a sweet note. It was therefore customary for newlyweds to drink mead for a month. Mead was a drink made from honey. The "moon" refers to the period of thirty days or one month that the couple was expected to drink the mead. After the first month, the couples came face to face with reality; they realized that their affection, like the moon, would wax and wane. By the way, the word "honeymoon" need not always be used to refer to the holiday that newly married couples take immediately after marriage. The term is now being used to refer to an early stage in any activity when people are happy with each other because everything is going smoothly.

A remix is an alternative version of...

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A remix is an alternative version of a song, different from the original version. Changing the equalization, dynamics, pitch, tempo, playing time, or almost any other aspect of the various musical components. A song may be remixed to give a song that was not popular a second chance Remixes should not be confused with edits, which is usually involved for marketing purposes. ________________________________________________ Roots of the remix: Since the beginnings of recorded sound in the late 19th century, certain people have enjoyed the ability to rearrange the normal listening experience with technology. With the advent of easily editable magnetic tape in the 1940s and 1950s Hip hop, rap and R&B music (Rhythm and blues) Remixes have become the norm in modern dance music, allowing one song the ability to appeal across many different musical genres or dance floors. Such remixes often include "featured" artists, adding new vocalists or musicians to the original mix. The remi...