DOCTOR
Let me tell you about my doctor. He's very good. If you tell him you want a second opinion, he'll go out and come in again. ~ He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years before he realized she was Chinese. ~ Another time he gave a patient six months to live. At the end of the six months, the patient hadn't paid his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months. ~ While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said, "Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible." The doctor said, "Tell him I can't see him." ~ Another time, a man came running in the office and yelled, "Doctor, doctor!! -my son just swallowed a roll of film!!" The doctor calmly replied, "Let's just wait and see what develops." ~ One patient came in and said, "Doctor, I have a serious memory problem." The doctor asked, "When did it start?" The man replied, "When did what start?" ~ I remember one time ...