THE PRESIDENT OF U.S.A!
2. DO YOU KNOW THE PUNISHMENT FOR BIGAMY?? TWO MOTHERS-IN-LAW.
3. I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO MY WIFE FOR 18 MONTHS? I DON'T LIKE TO INTERRUPT HER.
4. IF YOU THROW A RED STONE INTO THE BLUE SEA WHAT WILL IT BECOME?
ANS. WET
5. SON: DAD WAT DO I WRITE AGAINST MY MOTHER TONGUE?
DAD: WRITE IT AS, VERY LONG!
6. PEOPLE CONSIDER ME AS "GOD"
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
WHEN I WENT TO THE PARK TODAY, EVERYBODY SAID, OH GOD! YOU HAVE COME AGAIN.
7. RAM TO SHAM: MY FATHER DUG THE SUEZ CANAL.
SHAM: THAT'S NOTHING, HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE DEAD SEA?
RAM: YES I HAVE!!!
SHAM: MY DAD KILLED IT.
8. SON: FROM WHERE DID I GET MY BRAIN?
DAD: PROBABLY FROM YOUR MOM, I STILL HAVE MINE.
9.HUSBAND TO WIFE: NOW THAT OUR DAUGHTER HAD REACHED A MARRIAGEABLE AGE, WE WILL HAVE TO FIND AN INTELLIGENT LOVABLE PARTNER FOR HER.
WIFE DRYLY; WISH MY FATHER HAD THOUGHT LIKE THAT!
10. A PRIEST AND A RABBI WERE TALKING WHEN THE RABBI ASKED THE PRIEST ABOUT CONFESSION. "I HAVE AN IDEA," SAID THE PRIEST.
HY DON'T YOU SIT WITH ME ON MY SIDE OF THE CONFESSION BOOTH AND HEAR IT FOR YOURSELF? NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW.
A WOMAN CAME INTO THE BOOTH AND SAID, "BLESS ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED."
THE PRIEST ASKED, "WHAT DID YOU DO?"
"I CHEATED ON MY HUSBAND."
"HOW MANY TIMES?"
"THREE TIMES."
"WELL," SAID THE PRIEST, "SAY 5 HAIL MARYS AND PUT 5 DOLLARS IN THE OFFERING BOX."
ANOTHER WOMAN CAME AND SAID, "BLESS ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED."
THE PRIEST ASKED, "WHAT DID YOU DO?"
"I CHEATED ON MY HUSBAND."
"HOW MANY TIMES?"
"THREE TIMES."
AGAIN THE PRIEST SAID, "SAY 5 HAIL MARYS AND PUT 5 DOLLARS IN THE OFFERING BOX."
THEN THE PRIEST SAID TO THE RABBI, "WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO THE NEXT CONFESSION?"
THE RABBI STARTED TO OBJECT, BUT THE PRIEST SAID, "GO AHEAD. IT'S EASY."
SO ANOTHER WOMAN CAME IN AND SAID, "BLESS ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED."
THIS TIME THE RABBI ASKED, "WHAT DID YOU DO?"
"I CHEATED ON MY HUSBAND."
"HOW MANY TIMES?"
THE WOMAN SAID, "TWICE."
THEN THE RABBI SAID, "WELL GO DO IT AGAIN. THEY'RE 3 FOR 5 DOLLARS TODAY.
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